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Almost everything will work again if you unplug it for a few minutes including yourself. Im staying home today.

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. You know youre a nurse when your finger has gone places you never thought possible. Oct 21 2017 - Explore Howard Medicals board Healthcare Humor followed by 605 people on Pinterest. Dont mess with me I get paid to poke people with sharp objects--unknown 3.

I have mood poisoning. Murphys Law of Nursing 59. 1 Bryan Cranston People are funny.

If you want others to be happy practice compassion. It is health that is real wealth Gandhi. We are what we repeatedly do.

One of the few blessings of being ill. See more ideas about humor healthcare humor nurse humor. An apple a day keeps the doctor away But if the doctor is cute forget the fruit.

Im too busy working on my own grass to notice if yours is greener. Seven days of no exercise makes one weak. Nursing friendships are a different kind of love.

You will never get out of it alive. Murphys Law of Nursing 47. Ive always enjoyed poor health Taylor Caldwell The Medical Profession I am dying with the help of too many physicians Alexander the Great Isnt it a bit unnerving that doctors call what.

20 Funny Quotes for Nurses 1. Its funny I do try to maintain health. Funny Health Quotes The only advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier.

Nurses may not be angels but they are the next best thing. Funny Healthy Quotes The best abs exercise is five sets of stop eating so much Lazar Angelov When future archaeologists dig up the remains of California theyre going to find all of those gyms their scary-looking gym equipment and theyre going to assume that we were a culture obsessed with torture Douglas Coupland. Continuous improvement is better than delayed perfection Mark Twain.

You treat a disease you win you lose. Heres a selection of health quotes from famous thinkers and wellness experts. Like Ill hold the butt cheeks while you clean the butt crack kind of love--unknown 4.

Dec 31 2020 - Explore Sue Roehls board Health care humor followed by 106 people on Pinterest. Nursing friendships are a different kind of love. You treat a person I guarantee you youll win no matter what the outcome.

Take care of your body its the only place you have to live Jim Rohn. Stop shrinking to fit places youve outgrown. I started doing Bikram yoga which is that hothouse yoga the 105 degrees yoga for 90 minutes.

Do not take life too seriously. The poop almost always misses the Chux pad despite your best efforts. Funny Nurse Quotes 1.

Like Ill hold the butt cheeks while you clean the butt crack kind of love. See more ideas about humor medical humor nurse humor. You know youre a nurse when your finger has gone places you never thought possible--unknown 2.

Its great you purge out all the sweat and youre drinking water.

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